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WRITER/ PERFORMER/ SALESMAN: A NEW PLAY ABOUT RETAIL (THE THEATRE MACHINE TURNS YOU ON: Vol. III) 
7PM
8 & 9 JAN 2013
Theatre

Cube

By PETTYCASH

Tickets €10


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Oisin is a sales assitant. He prices things. Stacks them. Moves them. Makes sure they stay there until someone wants to buy them. Sells them. Replaces them. Prices them. Stacks them. Moves them. Puts them back. He has a difficult relationship with his manager. SPIN103.8 plays over the radio all day which is sometimes the worst.  He likes the Robbie Williams one though. And the Girls Aloud one. Maybe the Ke$ha one. Not the Rihanna one and definitely not the Flo-Rida one. If his contract gets reduced to 16 hours, he's definitely going to quit smoking. He isn't making his sales targets and his mother wants to know what use he's putting his degree to. 

He tries to make art about it but probably isn't an artist. He's a sales assitant.



REAL DEAL - MAKE YOUR VERY OWN MIX TAPE- PICK ONE DEMOTAPE, ONE NEW RELEASE, ONE LP & ONE EP FROM ANY NIGHT FOR JUST €25! THAT'S FOUR SHOWS FOR JUST €25. BOOK NOW AT BOX OFFICE +353 (0)1 881 9613

 

{2jtab: Ticket Information}Performance Dates, Tickets and Information

8 & 9 January 2013 ~ Tickets €10

REAL DEAL - CREATE YOUR OWN MIXTAPE FOR JUST €25 - one each from the DEMOTAPE, NEW RELEASE, EP and LP collections!


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BOOKING: (+353 1) 881 9613

Groups
Group discounts available in advance only, ask to speak to Melanie or email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it (Mon-Fri during office hours)
Seating
Our seating is unreserved so you will choose your seat on the night of the performance. We advise you to arrive at least 10 minutes before the start time as we are unable to seat patrons once a performance has begun.

Before the show, why not…?
…have a look around our gallery. During exhibitions our gallery is open Mon-Sat from 11AM until the performance begins….

…or catch up with your friends by having a drink in our bar. We offer a full bar service so if you just can't wait to talk about the show join us afterwards for another.

Parking Offer
Present your Project Art Centre ticket (evening performances only) at the Fleet Street Car Park and you will qualify for a special fixed price of just €5. Ask at box office for more information.

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